Roller Derby Limericks and Haikus
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 at 7:06PM Roller Dame Limerick
There was this chick from Duluth.
Who roller skated all of her youth.
She worked on her skills
And skated drill after drill
Until I knocked out her tooth.
Harbor City Roller Dame
Roller Dame Limerick
We like to hang at the roller rink
And go ‘round the track till our sweaty pits stink
We hit all the bitches
And it keeps us in stitches
The we all go out for a drink
Harbor City Roller Dame
Roller Derby Haiku
You hear the whistles. Blocker, Jammer, Go!
Pivot.
It’s all in the hips

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