Skaters & Staff > Spring 2011 Roster Pics
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April Plowers
Plowers may look sweet and flowery, but watch out. She's made it her duty to plow the track clean for her jammer. If you plan on getting in Plowers' way, you best plan on a slug's eye view of the track.
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Bubonic Tonic
With so much going on in the HCRD
It’s kinda hard bein Buby
But I, somehow, some way,
Keep coming to practice like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the newbie’s
And, make a few friends as I breeze through
Two in the morning and Harbor City’s still skating
Cuz Devil Mama ain’t home
I got Derby Girls at World of Wheels getting their skate on
And they ain’t leavin till after breakfast in the morning
So what you gonna do?
I got a pocket full of whistles and my referees do too
So turn off the scoreboard and record the scores
But – but what! – we all love a close score!
So we’re gonna hug it out to this
Skates up, wheels down, while the Harbor City fans cheer us on!! -
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The Devilmama
Derby hath no fury like THE DEVILMAMA!
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Ghost Whirled
This ghost is for real. If you try to stop her, she'll do what you won't spector to do.
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Killah Cleta
This ghostsk8ter, KiLLaH CLeTa will beat ya to the pack line!
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Monistab
This die hard feminist isn't afraid to get rough with the toughest of the bunch. Using Rosie the Riveter as her muse, she is all woman with a streak of mean. Watch your back.....we hear it's the worst place to get stabbed.
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Norwegian Squirrel
Go ahead, say it... This girl is NUTS!!!
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PathoJen
PathoJen: [path-uh-jen] noun. An infectious, biological agent that causes disease or illness to its host or opposing team. The HCRD PathoJen is known to be particularly harmful, causing 99% of those exposed to it to suffer debiliatating effects. There is no known vaccination or antibiotic that safegaurds against the HCRD PathoJen infection.
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Red Malicious
A little bit of wholesome, a whole lot of BITE! Red Malicious is brains, power and a full supply of booty-blocks! Take this advice from her kids as a warning, "Even I wouldn't mess with my Mama!"
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Salty Shaker
After a successful run as America's poster child for salt, this sweetheart has traded in her rain coat and umbrella for skates. Now that she's with the Dames, she's getting salty and shaking up the other teams.
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Violent Beaudelaire
I will make your life a series of unfortunate events!
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Whoremione Granger
Granger was studying by day and skating on the track at night at a boarding school in England when she found HCRD's website and realized how awesome the group was. After some debating she packed up her books and school uniform and came to Duluth to knock girls down in the states. She decided on using 9 3/4 as her derby number to help remember her school days with the red head and the kid with the funny looking scar.
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Zesty Molesty
I will sneak up on you on the track and zestfully molest you.
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Zinfull BruzHer
AKA Diane Holmberg. She is the product of overprotective parents and lived a sheltered life filled with big gulps and penny candy. Life was stable and predictable. Constantly guarded from all of life's mysteries, her soul remained insatiable.....
Continually restless and yearning for a chance for change, she went on a quest for knowledge. Boldly putting her faith in numbers, Numerology gave her the guidance to make the change. Soon, with her lucky number seven and life path number eleven, Zinfull BruzHer #711 evolved bringing her derby strength to the Harbor City Roller Dames!